More Thoughts From a Three-Year-Old

Some more things you told me over the past few days I just had to jot down:

Adessa: "Daddy, can we go up to the top of that water tower?"
Daddy: "Why do you want to go up there?"
Adessa: "Is there a swimming pool up there?"

Adessa: "Did we put suncream on?"
Daddy: "Yes."
(pauses a few moments)
Adessa: "Good. I like to get a sunburn."

Adessa: "Daddy, look, I can hit this ball and it's Kray-Kro!"
(Daddy looks confused)
Daddy: "Kray-Kro?"
Adessa: "Yes, it's a Kray-Kro ball!"
(Daddy thinks it over a few moments then laughs)
Daddy: "Oh, do you mean croquet ball?"

While we were eating ice cream -- indoors, mind you -- you turned to me and,
out of nowhere, asked:
"Daddy, are you nervous about bugs?"

Daddy: "Hey, look, there's Pizza Ranch."
Adessa: "I don't like Pizza Ranch."
Daddy: "You don't? Why?"
Adessa: "I don't like Pizza Ranch because... I do like Pizza Ranch!"
Daddy: "Oh, you do like it?"
Adessa: "No, I don't like Pizza Ranch."

While out on a bike ride:
Adessa: "Can I look through your wallet?"
Daddy: "Sure."
Adessa: "I want to look at the sandwich." (Subway gift card in my wallet)
(a few moments go by)
Adessa: "I want to look at you now." (My drivers license)
It is heartening to know I come in second place only to a sandwich!